I. The Soul of the City: Neighborhoods That Define New Orleans
1. French Quarter: More Than Just Bourbon Street
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History: Founded in 1718, the Quarter is the oldest neighborhood in New Orleans. Its Spanish colonial architecture (not French, despite the name) resulted from fires in the late 1700s.
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Must-See Spots:
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Jackson Square: The heart of the Quarter, where street performers, palm readers, and local artists gather. Inside the Cabildo, the Louisiana Purchase was signed.
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Preservation Hall: Since 1961, this tiny venue has hosted pure, acoustic jazz nightly. Tip: Line up 30+ mins early for the 8 PM show.
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Madame John’s Legacy: One of the few surviving French colonial structures (built 1788).
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Avoid: Overpriced daiquiri shops on Bourbon Street—most use cheap mixers instead of real fruit.
2. Tremé: The Birthplace of Jazz & African American Culture
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Why It Matters: America’s oldest Black neighborhood, where enslaved and free people of color gathered at Congo Square, creating the rhythms that evolved into jazz.
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Key Stops:
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Backstreet Cultural Museum: Documents Mardi Gras Indians and jazz funerals.
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St. Augustine Church: The oldest Black Catholic church in the U.S. (founded 1841).
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Local Tip: Visit on a Sunday for the second-line parade (a roaming brass band celebration).
3. Bywater & Marigny: Where Locals Live (and Play)
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Vibe: Artsy, LGBTQ+-friendly, and packed with colorful shotgun houses.
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Don’t Miss:
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Bacchanal Wine: A backyard wine bar with live jazz and small plates.
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Studio BE: A warehouse-turned-street-art gallery by local artist Brandan “BMike” Odums.
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II. Eating in New Orleans: A Crash Course in Creole vs. Cajun
1. The Basics
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Creole Cuisine: City-born, French-influenced, and butter-heavy (think: shrimp étouffée, oysters Rockefeller).
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Cajun Cuisine: Country-style, from Acadian immigrants (spicier, with dishes like jambalaya).
2. Can’t-Miss Dishes & Where to Find Them
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Po’boys: Parkway Bakery (get the roast beef with gravy) or Domilise’s (shrimp).
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Gumbo: Dooky Chase’s (a civil rights landmark) or Gumbo Shop (vegetarian option available).
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Beignets: Café du Monde is iconic, but Café Beignet is less crowded.
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Sazerac: The official cocktail of New Orleans—try it at The Sazerac Bar (Roosevelt Hotel).
3. Dining Etiquette
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Reservations: Essential at hot spots like Commander’s Palace (jacket required for dinner).
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Tipping: 20% minimum—service workers rely on tips.
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Seafood Seasons: Oysters are best in months with an “R” (Sept–April); avoid Gulf shrimp in summer (off-season).
III. Haunted History & Voodoo: Separating Fact from Fiction
1. The Real Story of Voodoo
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Origins: A blend of West African spirituality and Catholicism, brought by enslaved Haitians.
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Marie Laveau: The legendary “Voodoo Queen” (visit her tomb in St. Louis Cemetery No. 1). Note: Only official tours allowed inside.
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Modern Voodoo: Shops sell kitschy dolls, but real practitioners keep rituals private.
2. Ghost Stories with Evidence
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LaLaurie Mansion: A French Quarter house where a socialite tortured enslaved people. Reported paranormal activity: Screams, shadow figures.
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The Sultan’s House: A mass murder site on Dauphine Street. Tip: Book a French Quarter Phantoms tour for deep dives.
IV. Practical Survival Guide
1. When to Visit
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Best: October–November (cool weather, Halloween festivities).
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Worst: July–August (hurricane season + 90% humidity).
2. Safety Tips
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At Night: Stick to well-lit streets; avoid Rampart Street alone.
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Scams: “I bet I can tell you where you got those shoes!” = A hustle (the answer is always “on your feet”).
3. Getting Around
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Streetcar: The St. Charles line is the oldest operating in the U.S. ($3/day pass).
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Walking: The Quarter is only 13 blocks long—but uneven sidewalks are treacherous after drinks.